You might be wondering how I came to look like such an amazingly cool guy. Well here’s the story:
I’m a little sick today.
But it’s not going to keep me from enjoying my birthday shindig!
Oh cool, some sort of food on a pink thing. I’m just going to pull this over here…
Ah yes, there we go.
Just the way I like it.
This is great!
Now look away while I munch.
Now, on to the final course.
Which brings us back to the end of a successful, though brief and kind of weird, birthday celebration.
[squeals of joy from the bath tub]